Madrid, Spain

Hmmm, let's start with our walking tour of the Plaza Mayor area. Yep, we walked around , up, down, and around Plaza Major today. Some of the walking was from a tour and some was not. The tour started with the history of the plaza then progressed around the area. Each place we stopped we could just about predict what was going to be said. I made a chart so you can play too. Okay, first pick a building around Madrid then decide who lived there and what happened to them. Okay, let's play.

1) Pick a building from this map
2) Who built the building?

1. King What's His Name
2. King What's His Name III
3. Earl Poopy Pants
4. Moors (now called The Muslim Brotherhood)

 3) Why did they build it?

1. Tribute to God.
2. Tribute to themself.
3. Tribute to themself.
4. Tribute to themself 

4) What happened to the building?

1. The Moors burned it to the ground then  built a mosque on it then the Christians burned it down and built a church on it.
2. Captain Krunch burned it down for the King of Boogey Woogeyland.
3. Duke of Earl burned it down and built a statue of himself on it.
4. Dukes of Hazard burned it down to put up a statue of Queen Latifah on it.

5) What happened to the person that built it?

1. He/she was beheaded.
2. He/she was exiled to Bora Bora (meaning booted out) then executed later.
3. He/she died of athlete's foot and was buried in the front room under the statue of themself.
4. He/she died from domestic violence and didn't get a statue for 400 years.

Now wasn't that fun. Now you don't need to tour Madrid.

King What's His Name III Gets His Head Squished