Hmmm. Me thinks me have had enough cod fish. Dude, Portuguese menus have two columns. One side of the menu has cod fish dishes on it, and the other has pork dishes. I have now discovered some of the Portuguese desserts have pork in them. This Big Ole Dumb Southern Boy did eat pork once on the last unsuccessful trip to Spain because I actually could not get any food without pork in it. It seems God will still grant me 72 virgins even though I ate a piece of ham because I was forced to do so by the infidel goys. For you humor impaired people, the last sentence is heavily encrypted with a joke so feel free to laugh. Anyway, Portuguese eat a lot of cod fish. Every restaurant serves cod fish in every possible manner of cooking. Now this Big Ole Dumb Southern Boy loves fish but I am full up on cod fish and especially cod fish with the stupid bones intact. Somebody needs to show these people how to debone fish. As expensive as cooked fish is here they could debone the stupid fish or at least give me a hug and kiss on my fish bone gouged lips. And what idjit came up with the idea to put pork into desserts? Nasty and double nasty. If I had gotten a piece of chitlin chocolate care or whatever that mess is called, I would not have been too happy and might have crammed a bone-in cod fish up someone's Portuguese butt seconds before I dropped kicked them Jesus through their goal posts of life. Pork in desserts? Nasty. Oh you nasty boys.
Man every old building has some significance to the Moors (African Muslims) kicking their butts then the Portuguese would take back their whatever and kick out the Moors, then the Moors would clean their clocks again and then the Portuguese would clean the Moors clock. Repeat as necessary.
Well it is late and Deb is ready to do a Moors whoop butt on the Big Ole Dumb Southern Boy if I don't shut off the light. Have a great day and don't let the pork be with you.
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